Blasko

The bass player for Rob Zombie

"Dude, Blasko totally spit blood all over me at the concert last night!"

Blasko by rddvl96 October 16, 2008

sneaky blasko 

When a poor construction worker/football coach doesnt shower for a week and has sex with a transexual in a dumptruck....during the act of sex you must leave with a pusstache..and say to the woman "man that shit stinks"

Mill- Hey bitch did u take that thing home last night to fuck

Jeff- no i took that snatch to the construction site and pulled a sneaky blasko.

sneaky blasko by Johny Chen November 27, 2007

Scott Blasko 

The biggest fuck boy and snake to ever exist please beware.

"He fucks with everyone he's such a Scott Blasko."

Scott Blasko by Pussykitten June 28, 2017

The Blasko

When you snort an entire line of “booger sugar” off of a huge ass on a hot girl. The line starts near the back, goes over the hump, and stops at the start of the hamstring.

The larger the ass, the longer the line!

If you don’t die… you get to spank her and make a huge coke cloud!

I met this super hot girl with the biggest butt you’ve ever seen and i had to give her “The Blasko”!

The Blasko by Gaylord Jones August 9, 2021

The Blasko

The act of doing a massive line of cocaine off a the rear of a woman with a thunderous ass.

Given the size of the ass, the compensation of the size of the line of cocaine instantly causes the user to overdose.

Did you hear about William? Poor guy thought he had a tolerance, and then tried The Blasko. May he rest in peace.

The Blasko by WilliamThyMighty August 10, 2021

Blackout hammertossed 

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

Blackout hammertossed by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

blackout material 

Meaning you are planning on getting really f*cked up. Something you would say in the afternoon if you are planning on getting blackout drunk later that evening.

This has been a long week. Tonight, I'm definitely gonna be blackout material.

blackout material by ndvikings June 6, 2011