blarse
blarse by hajan162553 June 1, 2011
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blarted on the job
When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015
luna blaise
luna blaise is an underrated talented singer. she is best known for being in jacob sartorius 's music video sweatshirt. and for being in fresh off the boat playing nicole. she is an october baby being born on the first , she is 17 ( as of 2019 , january ) she is a very gorgeous teen and is also best friends with loren gray. she is also an actress and is currently in nbc 's manifest playing her role as olive stone. her fandom is known as the cherry gang
luna blaise by crys c January 30, 2019
Blarmey
Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.
(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.
(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.
1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”
2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”
2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”
Blarmey by Bad Beth and Beyond July 13, 2019
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