Blarmey

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Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.

(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.

1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”

2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”

Blarmey by Bad Beth and Beyond July 13, 2019

Words you can keep

blarneystoner

Someone who talks a lot when stoned, in the manner of one who has kissed the Blarney Stone (giving them the gift of the gab)

that skunk turned me into a right blarneystoner, I talked bollocks all night!

blarneystoner by Captain Hotknives October 8, 2005

Related Words

Blarmey • blarney stone • Blarney • Blarmy • blarneystoner • Barmey • Blamey • Blargey • blarmen • blarneyStamp

blarney stone

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.

Gis Kiss me blarney stone.

blarney stone by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

Kiss The Blarney Stone

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet

I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo

Kiss The Blarney Stone by NZ Jack November 7, 2013

blarney stone

Stone in Blarney Castle near Cork (Ireland) that only tourists/ foreigners kiss to become silver-tongued.
Local residents would never do so 'cause teenagers pee over the stone.

Never kiss the blarney stone.

blarney stone by murks001 July 9, 2009

Blarney Stone

A fellatio position such that the giver is positioned on his or her back on a bed with head hanging over the edge and receiver is standing in front of the bed.

Much to the chagrin of her chiropractor, Hallie continues to administer blowjobs in Blarney Stone position in hopes that it may one day afford her a trip to Ireland.

Blarney Stone by andyhah1 December 24, 2011

Blargey

Blargey is an extension of 'Blarg'. Blarg is a word which is used to fill a gap in a sentence, Blargey is mostly used to describe how you are feeling at that time when no real emotion seems to fit how you feel. However Blargey can be used to describe an object of which you can find no emotion to best express how you feel about it.

Hey dude, how you feelin after what happened last night? Uh I feel um uh... Blargey.

Look look at that messed up sign...
Blargey.

Blargey by Ace451 November 25, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026