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a big batty like a black girls ass
blarse by hajan162553 June 1, 2011
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Person 1: "OMG he's so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know! He's such a blarse"
Blarse by chix mex June 26, 2022
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blarse Blaise barse Barsexual Blasé blapse Blarted blarens blarge Blargen
A Scottish slang term describing a small behind or backside, often used humorously or affectionately. Typically refers to someone whose back is leading directly into their notably petite rear end.
"Did ye see that lad in the bright pants? He's got a proper blarse !"
blarse by TamsBotR January 31, 2025
Word of the Day on September 2, 2025

blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

luna blaise 

luna blaise is an underrated talented singer. she is best known for being in jacob sartorius 's music video sweatshirt. and for being in fresh off the boat playing nicole. she is an october baby being born on the first , she is 17 ( as of 2019 , january ) she is a very gorgeous teen and is also best friends with loren gray. she is also an actress and is currently in nbc 's manifest playing her role as olive stone. her fandom is known as the cherry gang
are you part of the cherry gang ?! luna blaise 's fandom ! they are so rad !!
luna blaise by crys c January 30, 2019
A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.
A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking.

A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.
Barsexual by T. September 6, 2005
Word of the Day on March 23, 2008
Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.

(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.
1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”

2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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