13 definitions by Bad Beth and Beyond
“Did you see that brass band? They must have had twenty sousaphone players!”
“It’s just for show. Nearly half of them are oompahstors.”
“It’s just for show. Nearly half of them are oompahstors.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond September 30, 2021
A trait in which people are so holier-than-thou, they can’t endure soiling their hands with anything that falls outside their fanatical religious beliefs.
“Wow, that preacher dude wouldn’t even touch my band’s CD because the cover was red and black, which he says are the colors of Satan!
“You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”
“You know that guy is totally angel retentive.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond July 4, 2020
“Did you notice he was wearing a 2112 t-shirt at rehearsal?”
“But he’s a jazz guy! He must really be Geddy-whipped.”
“But he’s a jazz guy! He must really be Geddy-whipped.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond April 21, 2023
I could barely stomach reading that post about how vaccines cause the earth to flatten, and now I’m just wound up with parannoya.
by Bad Beth and Beyond April 29, 2020
A portmanteau of the German words for “happy” and “dread.” Cautious optimism while awaiting near-certain fuckery.
“I need to drink at least three beers before watching the election results. The glücklichfürchten is too much for me to endure.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond November 3, 2020
“That was just a photo of a symphony from a couple of years ago, but I kept thinking Bernie Sanders was in there. Clearly it’s Berneidolia.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond January 23, 2021
Portmanteau of “abandon” and “dumbfounded.” The embarrassing feeling when you’re speaking to someone with your back turned to them, and they walk away without warning. This leaves you obliviously talking to yourself in public for a cringeworthy amount of time.
“I was telling David in the grocery store that we needed to try a more healthy alternative to soy milk, and the next thing I knew, I was alone in the dairy section yapping to nobody! That turkey had wandered off, and I was totally abandumbfounded.
by Bad Beth and Beyond January 2, 2021