Blerrified

losing the authorization of 'wearing the pants'

Tom was blerrified when Tina made him make her a sammich.

Blerrified by ImadeawordsoIamawesome August 8, 2011

Bertified 

To have your avatar face replaced with Bert's (Sesame street).

It started off at the exercise section of bodybuilding.com, as one person wanting their avatar 'Bertified' and others soon followed, for teh lulz.

1. John just got Bertified.

2. Hey guys, Bertify me for teh lulz.

Bertified by Lucifer13x August 14, 2009

beerified 

Indoused with beer, on the surface of the human body, when people are beerified they tend to ramble on and blaber out "we are wet and excited".

Over excessive amount of beer is poured or spilled on the human body. Males and famales act differently upon being beerified. When somone bumps into you and spills beer on you, you are then beerified

beerified by newyear10 January 1, 2010

Barrified 

Stating something sports related in a factual matter via group text that is obviously sensationalized and opinionated.

Barry - Robert Griffin III is going to be the greatest player of all time. If you project him over the next 80 years he will have the most of everything ever.
Stro - #Barrified

Barrified by Floter6 February 4, 2018

bernified 

To do a project in such shoddy or half assed fashion it may not work or be worth having but you're proud of the job you did. "He Bernifield the ceiling fan with duct tape and a clothes hanger to hold the blades on".

He bernified his tail pipe, wiring it up with a bungee cord. Hope he makes it home.

bernified by Queen of the valley February 13, 2019

blairified 

rewording but ultimately restating previously claims under the guise of providing new, clarifying information relevant to a particular situation or discussion.

She blairified her statement.

blairified by MeiJei May 2, 2024