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2 Greenies for a Blackie
The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)
A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.
B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.
C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.
B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.
C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
2 Greenies for a Blackie by green eyed lady 13 July 25, 2014
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Backside beans
Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.
"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"
"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."
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Backside beans by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021
Blackie Lawless
Lead singer of the band W.A.S.P. Known for his wild stage antics and derrogatory lyrics. Also has one of the most EROTIC voices on the face of the planet.
"I'll do whatever I want to, to ya. I'll nail your ass to the sheets. A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya, I F*CK LIKE A BEAST!!" ~~Blackie Lawless, "Animal"
Blackie Lawless by Xx_thedarkenedheart_xX September 2, 2008
Blackademic
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Butter my backside and call me biscuit
Butter my backside and call me biscuit by Donald_nut August 6, 2018
Blackie Chan'd
When you're just so fucking blackout drunk. Darker than dark, but so dark it's bright. The best ever.
Blackie Chan'd by Big Chunder March 18, 2021
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