blackcident

a mistake that only a black person would make.

John: You just shot up a convient store clerk and raped a white girl!
Jamal: Yeeuh, dawg. I didn't mean to.
John: You've got to stop having all these blackcidents!

by James T. Walrus January 11, 2004

Blackcident

When you're black by accident.

Wait, Raymond's a blackcident? I feel so sorry for his mother.

by Jeriatrics May 27, 2011