blackcident

a mistake that only a black person would make.

John: You just shot up a convient store clerk and raped a white girl!
Jamal: Yeeuh, dawg. I didn't mean to.
John: You've got to stop having all these blackcidents!

by James T. Walrus January 11, 2004

Blackcident

When you're black by accident.

Wait, Raymond's a blackcident? I feel so sorry for his mother.

by Jeriatrics October 8, 2011

blaccident

Blaccidents come from unknowing use of the camera on a phone, for instance while the phone's in your pocket you take pictures by mistake, burying the real picture you took and want to find under a pile of all-black mistake pictures, or blaccidents.

Unlike butt dials, blaccidents can accumulate up to the hundreds without anyone being able to warn against what you are doing.

Oh crap, you have to see this awesome thing, here look!! -- oh wait, no that one's just a blaccident. Oh no, so is this one!!! Where is that picture!!

by Big Baby Buc October 16, 2014

blackcent

The act of a person of another race speaking with an accent they believe blacks speak with.

The way Justin Timberlake speaks when he’s not on “Punked”

See also Christina Aguilera and Pink

by Laz January 28, 2004

blackccent

When white people talk like black people. black accent

1. Justin Timberlake
2. Eminem
3. John Cena
4. Pink
5. Christina Aguilara

by Rob April 13, 2004

Blaccident

When a well meaning white person accidentally makes a racial slur or reference about a person of color.

I brought some fried chicken over to Andre's house and didn't even think about how racist that would seem! I totally had a Blaccident!

by JenJaxon December 3, 2011

Blaccident

When a woman is expected to give birth to a white baby, but ends up delivering a black baby.

John: 'Oh babe, you're doing so well...push, push!'
Ashley: 'GGGRRRRR....AAAHHHHHH'
Crying fills the room....
John: 'What the fuck!?!'
Doctor laughing: 'Ha...looks like you had a blaccident'

by LaGoat October 27, 2011