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blackoff 

When you masturbate while black out drunk. It's actually quite enjoyable.
Example of a blackoff:

Timothy, "Man after drinking two four lokos last night I blackedoff"

Maroney, "How did you know?"

Timothy, "Well, I woke up with my pants around my ankles and jizz all over my stomach."
blackoff by Arthur Rhodes December 4, 2010
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black off 

A contest between two or more people to find who is the most black (even if some or all participents have white skin)
White man: I'm more black than you

Black man: No, you've got white skin.

Person 3: "BLACK OFF"

slap the black off of you 

A way to indicate slapping someone of African American decent very hard.
"Boy do that one more time and i'll slap the black off of you!"
is a gyal with a nice bum
"That girl has a nice backoff"
backoff by Kid-P.I.M.P May 30, 2006

Black Off 

To masturbate whilst so terribly inebriated one experiences memory loss
billy: what does mr. idelpants do after a cocktail or six?

charles: he enjoys locking himself in his room so he can black off.
Term used to describe a gurls batty. Word can be used to describe a gurl with an oversized backoff or a gurl with no backoff what so ever. Consequently, it is used by bre's to describe gurls with VERY BIG battys.
"raaaah cuzzie, dat gurl has one FAT backoff!"
or
"Dat gurl has one big off backoff init!
or
"llow it, dat gurl aint got no backoff u nah!"

black off 

to masterbate or ejaculate to black people
My friend johnny really has a thing for black chicks, he bought a copy of hot chocolate magizine and a tube of vasoline at the conviance store and procided to imediatly go into the bathroom and black off.
black off by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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