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skype blackberries

to stare longingly at someone's boobs
Pardon me ma'am, I just skyped your blackberries.

The man blushed because the lady caught him skyping her blackberries.

The man loved to skype blackberries before he was married and still occasionally partakes in this past time hobby.
skype blackberries by skype-able December 9, 2009

BlackBerretarded 

A condition in which normally technologically savvy people are unable to fully operate a BlackBerry device.
I couldn't figure out how to open my email on my BlackBerry. I am so BlackBerretarded!
BlackBerretarded by hjordannh February 13, 2009

Blackberrian 

one who chooses and prefers a Blackberry phone and email device
I am not an Iphonian, I am a Blackberrian!
Blackberrian by kellymountainroad3 February 1, 2009

BlackBurried 

When one company appears to permanently own an entire industry but eventually gets pushed aside by competitors in a shocking, unforeseeable manner. The term references the BlackBerry Company, one of the early originators of smart mobile devices. BlackBerry users worldwide grew from 534,000 in 2003 to an all-time high of 80 million in 2012. It has since plummeted to only 11 million users (0.003% of the global market) while Apple iPhone and Samsung mobile devices users have soared to 2 billion people (56% of the global market).
- Kmart got BlackBurried by Target and Walmart.

- A&W Root Beer long ago found itself getting BlackBurried by Sonic.
BlackBurried by LeighRay November 30, 2018

BlackBerripheral Vision 

The indirect or non-existent eye-contact used by individuals typing or texting on their handhelds while pretending to pay attention during a conversation.
Kevin only saw the presentation through his BlackBerripheral vision. He never stopped texting.

blackberried

When your girlfriend cracks you between the eyes with your blackberry phone cause you gotta text from another girl.
Rose blackberried JP while he was passed out in the hotel room bed.
Joe was emotionally scarred when she blackberried him.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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