Skip to main content

BlackBerranoia 

A condition that a BlackBerry owner experiences when a certain amount of time goes by and there are no signs of any calls, text messages, IM's, Facebook notifications, etc. and one becomes paranoid and starts to panic thinking that their phone service is cut off.
James: Yo I haven't received any text messages, any IM's, or Facebook notifications in the past 5 minutes...I think Verizon just disconnected my phone service!!

Patrick: man are you serious?

James: yeah this is crazy....oh wait I just got a text message right now!

Patrick: man you just had a case of BlackBerranoia!!

Blackberryable 

The act of being available via Blackberry at anytime.
She was blackberryable, as I heard her Blackberry ringtone, Molly, go off all day.
Blackberryable by Melis' January 10, 2012

skype blackberries

to stare longingly at someone's boobs
Pardon me ma'am, I just skyped your blackberries.

The man blushed because the lady caught him skyping her blackberries.

The man loved to skype blackberries before he was married and still occasionally partakes in this past time hobby.
skype blackberries by skype-able December 9, 2009

blackberrying

the act of using ones blackberry to communicate
i was blackberrying when my car hit the bridge abutment.
blackberrying by wordmoneyword September 6, 2007

BlackBerripheral Vision 

The indirect or non-existent eye-contact used by individuals typing or texting on their handhelds while pretending to pay attention during a conversation.
Kevin only saw the presentation through his BlackBerripheral vision. He never stopped texting.

blackberried

When your girlfriend cracks you between the eyes with your blackberry phone cause you gotta text from another girl.
Rose blackberried JP while he was passed out in the hotel room bed.
Joe was emotionally scarred when she blackberried him.