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BlackBurried 

When one company appears to permanently own an entire industry but eventually gets pushed aside by competitors in a shocking, unforeseeable manner. The term references the BlackBerry Company, one of the early originators of smart mobile devices. BlackBerry users worldwide grew from 534,000 in 2003 to an all-time high of 80 million in 2012. It has since plummeted to only 11 million users (0.003% of the global market) while Apple iPhone and Samsung mobile devices users have soared to 2 billion people (56% of the global market).
- Kmart got BlackBurried by Target and Walmart.

- A&W Root Beer long ago found itself getting BlackBurried by Sonic.
BlackBurried by LeighRay November 30, 2018
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BlackBuried 

Being inundated and exhausted trying to be on top of all your email 24/7 with your handheld mobile device
Now that I have a BlackBerry, I feel obliged to attend to all my email day and night, it makes me feel BlackBuried
BlackBuried by abbayyo March 11, 2009

blackburned 

Technical jargon for when something is totally fucked up, and not able to be fixed ever ever
Craig really blackburned that work order..He can go hug a root
blackburned by RootHugger September 14, 2012

skype blackberries

to stare longingly at someone's boobs
Pardon me ma'am, I just skyped your blackberries.

The man blushed because the lady caught him skyping her blackberries.

The man loved to skype blackberries before he was married and still occasionally partakes in this past time hobby.
skype blackberries by skype-able December 9, 2009

blackberried

When your girlfriend cracks you between the eyes with your blackberry phone cause you gotta text from another girl.
Rose blackberried JP while he was passed out in the hotel room bed.
Joe was emotionally scarred when she blackberried him.

BlackBerrier 

A person who uses a BlackBerry RIM device.
"Lisa is such a hard core BlackBerrier. I envy her."
BlackBerrier by AlyssaP September 12, 2007

blackberried

To be so inundated with emails, texts, instant messages and phone calls that you can't keep up.
"Hey...can I respond to your email/voicemail/text/instant message later? I'm blackberried right now!"
blackberried by mcbedro March 9, 2009