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Bitchslappy 

The feeling you get when everyone you encounter during the day is just pissing you off.
"Dude, what is with you today? Everyone is getting on your nerves, eh?"

"Yeah, I'm bitchslappy today!"
Bitchslappy by Triple L77 February 23, 2013

Professional Bitch Slapper 

A male or female, who has an estraordinary ability to continually dish out high quality bitch-slappings. By bitch slappings it refers to not slapping a bitch (though they can do that), it refers to slapping one in one or more of the follwing manners: bitch-like (as in performed in the manner that a "bitch" would do it), bitchy (as in hurts like a bitch), or even bitchin' (as in sweet or kickass).

A professional bitch slapper hires out his gift from god so he can help the world... and make some bucks. They can be hired out generally in increments of five slaps or more at a time, at varying slap power amounts (from the lowest strength style: "sissified", to the infamous style known only as the "ancient mongolian bitchslap of eternal suffering"). Bitchslappers don't have a tight booked schedule, as having one generally discourages customers from calling on the fly and making impulse payments. Instead, they have multiple clones, on average each bitchslapper has 4 clones or so working for him at any given time.

A professional bitch slapper can be hired:
*Because somebody ticked you off.
*Because a profanity was said.
*Because somebody did something stupid.
*Because you just don't like the way someone looked at you.
*As a birthday present to family and friends.
*To show who's the boss around here.
*Slapping Fetish.
*Because you wish to atone for your sins by having yourself brutally bitch-slapped.
*Just because you damn well feel like hiring one.

No matter which way you look at in, the historical, revered craft of bitch-slapping is a wonderful thing to behold. In fact, in Spanish, the same word is used for "Professional Bitch Slapping" and "Advancement of Civilization". In fact, amazing innovations in bitch-slapping style, technique, form, and use for exploding things is growing every second. Across the world, the Professional Bitch Slappers institution (Which even has it's own TV channel, known as PBS) is making the world a better place to order a bitch slap, bitch slap another, or just get bitch slapped in. Professional Bitch Slapping, and the Attractive Asswhooping Association, are both two wonderfully exciting things, jump on the bandwagon as soon as you can, because this is no fad, it is a almost-religious practice bound to outlast humanity itself!
Bob was feeling (insert emotion here), so he hired a Professional Bitch Slapper

bitch slapper 

A form-fitting, tank-style, white, ribbed undershirt worn by a gay male.

When worn by a heterosexual male, it is referred to as a "wife beater".
"Cy drove his Saab down to Target wearing only his jeans and a bitch slapper."

"Seth got pissed at Winston because Seth had used the last Crest Whitestrip™. Winston beat his ass right there in the half-bath while wearing nothing but his manties and a bitch slapper."
bitch slapper by mnala January 12, 2009

batter bitch slapper 

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.
"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

bitchslapp 

after meeting an individual who is being a bitch towards you, the receiver of the bitchyness will say:

"bitches don't make real friends"
A: "I was talking to Jackie the other day and she gave me a one word answer and then turned her back to me, so I had to bitchslapp her."
bitchslapp by Fake Name 203 March 29, 2010

bitchslapping 

"Dorothy was getting me down; This dame was a real wise ass, she needed a good bitchslapping"
bitchslapping by mike November 17, 2003