Egotistic 

1) The act of presenting yourself as the greatest at anything, even if you've never tried it.
2) Someone who presents themself as the greatest ever to live.

Rob is egotistic.
Rob is an egotistic.

Egotistic by Spontaneous!!! November 24, 2010

Egotistic 

A person who thinks they are better then every one else, Like they are on top of the world.

Omg, look at Mike S. He is soo egotistic

Egotistic by ieatwafflesforbreakfast May 4, 2010

Egotistic 

1. A self centered individual whom is not a religious leader of any kind, but believes they are GOD regardless.

2. Kanye West

3 Donald Trump
4. Pro Donald Trump Supporter

He is so egotistic as he would crash the stage during an Emmy award followed by calling himself a god and advocating to build that freaking wall.

Egotistic by FDT4ever December 8, 2016

Egotistic 

An person who was born in India, or whose family originates from India.

John: Oh, you're from India? That's interesting.

Kuval: Yes I am. Did you know Indians are among the richest people in the word, and that blah blah...

(Five Minutes Later)

John: Did you know that Indians are also the worst-smelling and egotistic?

Egotistic by I ♥ NY November 20, 2010

Egotistic Trolling Moment 

A trolling moment where you say something egotistic about yourself. (Usually out of the blue)

Troll: I love myself, and I need myself, so no one else can have me.

Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.

Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.

Someone Else: ...

Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.

Someone Else: ...

Egotistic Trolling Moment by Anonymously Epic September 12, 2011

Egotist

Someone who thinks of his/herself much more highly than anyone else, and one whom usually thinks only for their own sake. Egotists can be manipulative if profits outweigh losses, and are generally non-biased when giving advice and criticism.

They are different from narcissists in the way that they live in reality. Unlike popular belief, because egotists are so in love with themselves, they also criticize themselves much more. Warning: Egotists are fragile creatures, do not try to change their ways, their opinion of humans will drop even further.

Egotist: Hey man, welcome to my party!
Friend: Why do you have so many parties again?
Egotist: Because every time I accomplish something, I feel like having one. :)
Friend: Don't you run out of money?
Egotist: Not really, I made a plan of all the times I can have parties, and their budgets. *shows schedule.
Friend: You are crazy.
Egotist: Shut up and enjoy the party.

Egotist by SilverYukiru October 8, 2014

Egotistical

It means you think you're self centered, highly intelligent, better than everyone, beneath someone's level, narcissist, arrogant, cocky, selfish, and self absorbed. you think you are hotter than other people and smarter than others. you think you're the best at everything and that you're never wrong. you only find yourself perfect.

Egotist: i am way hotter than everyone, everyone is beneath me!
Person: Totally not true!
Egotist: Shut up! i am better than you!
Person: Wow
Egotist: Don't just plod against me! show me some respect or don't have a right to talk to me!

Tom is very egotistical he thinks his muscles are better looking than other guys, he has no respect he has self respect in himself. Tom thinks he makes excellent food.

Egotistical by TheAwesomeJUNK October 31, 2018