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Bitch slapping the trout 

The act of slapping ones penis off of a females genitals
Dave: You hook up with katie last night?

Adam: You bet, she really loved it when I was bitch slapping the trout!

Bitch Slapping the Trout 

The act of slapping a girl's pubic area so as to invoke sexual arousal.
Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"

bitchcapping 

Recapping but complaining while doing so; bringing up old bullshit
‘Why didn’t you wash the dishes yesterday?’ ‘Yo, Quit bitchcapping’

‘O remember when you liked that one girl’s picture...’ .... ‘there you go bitchcapping’
bitchcapping by Volta_da_cro October 29, 2017

bitch slapping the trout 

Creep: Hey I can see you bitch slapping the trout in twenty minuets