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bitchpissed 

When someone (usually male) is so pissed and angry that he can be compared to that of when a girl is angry during that time of the month (that being her menstrual cycle) leading them to do stupid things and becoming a douchebag and so forth.
After Miles was fired from his job he became so bitchpissed that he kicked his manager in the head and lit his car on fire.
bitchpissed by Vince Mar!? December 14, 2008

bitchplode 

bitchplode- when something is makes you so mad you have a bitchplosion
"Honestly, if he doesn't shut the f*ck up I'm gonna bitchplode!"
bitchplode by lovin'sanDwich3z December 31, 2015

Bitchpussy 

Bitchpussy is the pussy you fuck and have unlimited access to for the rest of your life. But you dont necessarily care about the bitch in question, just the pussy.
I met this girl yesterday and I got me some new bitchpussy
Bitchpussy by D-Li Llama February 5, 2010

Bitchplz 

1 Used in a way to express disbelief, esp. when annoyed or unwilling to accept due to belief the source is unreliable.

2 When something unfortunate happens, in bad luck or as a punishment.
You won 1 million dollars? Uh, bitchplz.
Bitchplz by IcehGrandma March 13, 2011

Bitchpush 

Bitchpush has two different types. "Type one" is pushing a person to see what the outcome will be. "Type two" involves pushing a person into another person to see the reaction, and requires 3 people. In this situation, the first person is the "Cause" and the second is the "Effect". The last person, who is intended to receive the mass amount of damage, is the "Victim". Type two is most often done when the Victim has their back facing the Effect, therefore the Victim will not have any idea of what is going on. Initial setup is very crucial for Type two, because you ultimately want the Victim to be unaware of whats going on. Sometimes the Cause yells a term similar to "wide around back" to the Effect during setup, directing the Effect to walk in a wide path around the Victim so that the Victim cannot see the Cause or Effect in their field of vision. Bitchpush is lots of fun in any hallway, corridor, or open space.

Here's a text diagram of Type two Bitchpush so you can picture it better. The symbol ">" represents a push.

Cause > Effect > Victim
EXAMPLE 1:

"Type one"
Joe: If you don't stop being so annoying I'm going to Bitchpush you at recess today.
Tom: Okay, just don't Bitchpush me into the lockers like last time! That hurt!

EXAMPLE 2:
"Type two"
Joe: Dude, I'm so going to Bitchpush Sam in the hallway at passing time today, I can't wait to see his reaction.

Tom: I know right, you be the Cause I'll be the Effect.

Joe: Alright that sounds good, and of course Sam will be the victim.
Bitchpush by octopus2007 October 16, 2010

bitchplosion

an explosion of bitchiness
when someone/something pushes you so far that you just bitchplode
"Dude... I was just joking and then she just had a massiv bitchplosion"
bitchplosion by lovin'sanDwich3z December 31, 2015