Bitchplz

1 Used in a way to express disbelief, esp. when annoyed or unwilling to accept due to belief the source is unreliable.

2 When something unfortunate happens, in bad luck or as a punishment.

You won 1 million dollars? Uh, bitchplz.

by IcehGrandma March 13, 2011

bitchplode

bitchplode- when something is makes you so mad you have a bitchplosion

"Honestly, if he doesn't shut the f*ck up I'm gonna bitchplode!"

by lovin'sanDwich3z December 31, 2015

btchplz

As if; don't even go there; whatever.

Harry: You're being stupid!
Sally: btchplz!

John: I'm going to live until I'm 110!
Rob: btchplz!

by Kara- July 8, 2006

bitchplosion

an explosion of bitchiness
when someone/something pushes you so far that you just bitchplode

"Dude... I was just joking and then she just had a massiv bitchplosion"

by lovin'sanDwich3z December 31, 2015

bitchpls

bey-tch-pel-s

bitch please

"that's radical man"
"bitchpls don't say radical"

by lucifer satan July 18, 2016

Bitchplaining

When a self-identified bitch complains about having to do the bare minimum of their job.

The weird AC guy is bitchplaining about getting overpaid to do a little work.

by Ultracaffeine December 18, 2019

Bitchplank

Snowboard specifically made for a female. EG Burton Feather / Feelgood / Chorus / Face, Palmer Touch, Ride Vista

That ho's got a fat bitchplank, shame she still can't land shit all

by l337 haXX0r March 18, 2004