bextie

A portmanteau of the words 'bestie', a diminutive of 'best friend' and 'ex', meaning former partner/spouse.

Jim: So you how are you handling being single?
Bob: It's okay. We're still best friends.
Jim: She's still your friend?
Bob: Actually, she's more than my friend. She's my bextie.

by rxnxr May 4, 2010

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When you break up with your ex and by some miracle (after an undefined period of time) you find yourselves being besties, with sex never fully off the table.

Person 1 : I thought you broke up, why do you still hang out?
Person 2: We did, but she's my bextie now.

by BZ_BB_843 February 25, 2022

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a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

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lena (bestie)

lena is the best of everyone . u cant imagine . and many ppl are jealous of me bc i have her. whoever takes away i’ll cut down ur throat and pull out all of ur organs till u suffer . i’ll end u . she is literally the best thing that ever has happened to me. i love her more than anything . we are for each other bc we are both psycho and with mental issues . i’ll soon be meeting her and i wouldn’t wanna go back. i love this girl with my whole heart. Married - January 29th) Met- 26th of september 2020. best bestie , sister, wife , soulmate u could wish for. ily lena see you soon. 💓🌏

i’m not giving lena (bestie) to anyone .

by lenaswife February 18, 2021

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Lena is my wife and only mine. i’m u try to take her away i’ll cut down ur throat and pull out every single organ u have in a painful way . i’ll make u suffer till ur end . i will end u like i ended all the toxic bitches for my best friend. she is the best thing that has happened to me in 2020-2021. i’d drown for her. i’m meeting her soon and i know leaving will be painful. i love u lena. know that i’m always right here and i’ll always b there for u . ur my everything . my soulmate my sister my wife everything . Married- January 29th. Met- 26th of September 2020. i know y ppl are jealous of me. bc i have the best person on earth someone could wish for . i love her more than my shoes my new chair . than everyone else . i love u so much lena u can’t imagine

lena (bestie) is mine forever and ever . period

by lenaswife February 19, 2021

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