bextie 

A portmanteau of the words 'bestie', a diminutive of 'best friend' and 'ex', meaning former partner/spouse.

Jim: So you how are you handling being single?
Bob: It's okay. We're still best friends.
Jim: She's still your friend?
Bob: Actually, she's more than my friend. She's my bextie.

bextie by rxnxr May 4, 2010

bextie 

When you break up with your ex and by some miracle (after an undefined period of time) you find yourselves being besties, with sex never fully off the table.

Person 1 : I thought you broke up, why do you still hang out?
Person 2: We did, but she's my bextie now.

bextie by BZ_BB_843 February 25, 2022

bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

bouncing betties by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

lena (bestie) 

lena is the best of everyone . u cant imagine . and many ppl are jealous of me bc i have her. whoever takes away i’ll cut down ur throat and pull out all of ur organs till u suffer . i’ll end u . she is literally the best thing that ever has happened to me. i love her more than anything . we are for each other bc we are both psycho and with mental issues . i’ll soon be meeting her and i wouldn’t wanna go back. i love this girl with my whole heart. Married - January 29th) Met- 26th of september 2020. best bestie , sister, wife , soulmate u could wish for. ily lena see you soon. 💓🌏

i’m not giving lena (bestie) to anyone .

lena (bestie) by lenaswife February 18, 2021

lena (bestie) 

Lena is my wife and only mine. i’m u try to take her away i’ll cut down ur throat and pull out every single organ u have in a painful way . i’ll make u suffer till ur end . i will end u like i ended all the toxic bitches for my best friend. she is the best thing that has happened to me in 2020-2021. i’d drown for her. i’m meeting her soon and i know leaving will be painful. i love u lena. know that i’m always right here and i’ll always b there for u . ur my everything . my soulmate my sister my wife everything . Married- January 29th. Met- 26th of September 2020. i know y ppl are jealous of me. bc i have the best person on earth someone could wish for . i love her more than my shoes my new chair . than everyone else . i love u so much lena u can’t imagine

lena (bestie) is mine forever and ever . period

lena (bestie) by lenaswife February 19, 2021

Besties5Ever 

max and chiara are too quirky with their big strong smart gardening baller boxing muscles.

"max and chiara are so quirky! they must be the besties5ever!!!!"

Besties5Ever by tooquirky June 14, 2021

slap your bestie day

october 22- the day you can slap your best friend

ahahaha it’s october 22... it’s slap your bestie dayyy🥳

slap your bestie day by mr.moooooooo October 21, 2019