Definitions by BZ_BB_843

Hoses 

A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.

Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now?
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now

Hoses by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022

SB (secret bae) 

SB (acronym for Secret Bae) is a covert way to refer to a new romantic partner before it would be socially and/or legally acceptable to have a new romantic partner.

Mackenzie: Why do they call me Mackenzie SB (Secret Bae)?

Courtney: Girl, my divorce ain't final yet, gotta keep it on the down low.

SB (secret bae) by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022

Alabaming 

The act of going on a loud rant or telling some other type of animated story with a thick country accent and a perspective originating from Alabama.

Slang: Alabamin'

Kayla: Listen here, I know there's supposed to be some 'naders later but I'll be there come hell or high water. Bet your ass i'll put that on my meemaw.

Amber: Bless her heart, Kayla is Alabaming again.

Becca: She's always Alabamin'

Alabaming by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022

bextie 

When you break up with your ex and by some miracle (after an undefined period of time) you find yourselves being besties, with sex never fully off the table.

Person 1 : I thought you broke up, why do you still hang out?
Person 2: We did, but she's my bextie now.

bextie by BZ_BB_843 February 25, 2022

Festie Bestie 

That friend that you can always count on to go to a show or festival with you

Emilee: Should we get tickets for that music festival next weekend?
Amber: Of course, I'm your Festie Bestie.

Festie Bestie by BZ_BB_843 February 18, 2022

SGB 

An acronym that stands for "shot gun a beer"

throw me a beer, wanna SGB?

SGB by BZ_BB_843 April 17, 2021

Rally Queen 

A girl who shows up the next day for round 2 when everyone expected her to be in bed all day hungover from the night before.

Amber is on the way to come day drink, what a Rally Queen

Rally Queen by BZ_BB_843 April 17, 2021