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One of the coolest and down to earth people you'll ever meet. Doesn't match up with any of the above definitions.
Brent: Where's that cool guy who gives great advice and looks out for everyone? I wanna be him..

Ryan: Oh, that's Bertram. Better recognize! I'm his apprentice.

Brent: Sign me up to be the next apprentice!
Bertram by Tedraq October 21, 2019

bertrand 

a word used to describe a perfect man that you absolutley want to marry.
wow.I met this guy last night and he seems like such a bertrand.
bertrand by donna1824 December 29, 2007

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY 

A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man
Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!

jacob bertrand 

A Hugle who is a Priest and Has a Pointy mohawk. He is Not nihilistic and He is Bagle. Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but ppl Call his Jacob Bertrand for short. He’s Hawk in Cobra kai and He is kirby Buckets from kirby Buckets and Chip from icarly and Chip seg Tina.
Jacob Bertrand has a Big Nihilism.
jacob bertrand by Hugle ism January 21, 2021

Bertram Effect 

The effect in which something good will never happen to you but will happen to another person.

Bertram From the Disney Show “Jessie” never has good things happening to him but only to other people.
“Bro I can’t land this shot, but this guy can land it to me perfectly!”
“Ah yeah man, the Bertram effect”
Bertram Effect by FlyingPengz June 13, 2020

Bertrude 

A boy from Africa who travels far distances to meet his one, true love. He may send you the occasional bouquet of flowers or box of fine Kenyan chocolates just so you know that he loves you. Bertrude is adored by all.
Anna: "Oh my goodness, I just got a box of truffles in the mail from my man!"
Anna's Friend: "Why, his name must be Bertrude? Right?"

At an airport:
Girl (talking to stranger): "Yeah, so I'm waiting to pick up my boyfriend. He came to visit me from so far away!"
Stranger: "Gotta love them Bertrudes."
Bertrude by justlookingforlove March 11, 2010