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Bertrude 

A boy from Africa who travels far distances to meet his one, true love. He may send you the occasional bouquet of flowers or box of fine Kenyan chocolates just so you know that he loves you. Bertrude is adored by all.
Anna: "Oh my goodness, I just got a box of truffles in the mail from my man!"
Anna's Friend: "Why, his name must be Bertrude? Right?"

At an airport:
Girl (talking to stranger): "Yeah, so I'm waiting to pick up my boyfriend. He came to visit me from so far away!"
Stranger: "Gotta love them Bertrudes."
Bertrude by justlookingforlove March 11, 2010
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A girl who is really smart and a nice friend if you have a bertude as a friend don’t lose her.
Hey I have a friend named bertude she is the best
Bertude by Djbeingcool February 5, 2019
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Bertrudis 

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eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
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