bernot

bernot is a funny, cute guy.

very sus tho, like super sus

Have you seen bernot today, he is half nude jacking off to the soccer game

bernot by zqrshtjkfg June 4, 2022

bernoullitating 

To cover the end of a water hose with your thumb to increase it's flow rate.

When cleaning particularly difficult matter off of your car, bernoullitating the hose will make the job much easier.

bernoullitating by lucidentropy August 21, 2017

Bernoulli Boner 

When you pop a boner due to thinking about or discussing physics

Hey dude, when the professor solved that equation for dQ/dT I popped a Bernoulli Boner

Bernoulli Boner by thatDudeFromBridgewater April 9, 2017

Bernat 

A guy with a pretty nice ass, sexy asf, and the nicest dude you’ll ever meet. The guy who is your friend but you wanna be more than just friends

Bernat makes me so horny

Bernat by Officialurbanndictionary February 9, 2019

Bednot 

Bednot is a word that combines better and not which creates bednot but you probably will only hear this word below the Mason Dixie Line

Mom:Jimmy are you doing your homework

Jimmy:Yes ma'am

Mom:I bednot hear that tv until it's done

Bednot by The Terminator March 29, 2015

Bernster 

An alpha old hag who is part of the cream team who smokes 69-420 cigarettes per second. Her sayings include”have ye got anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright luv?”

Bernster is beautiful-Sofia 2069

Bernster by Clitflab July 13, 2019

Bernsteined 

To totally destroy a sales cycle by forcefully interjecting into a corporate sale with malice against another salesman. Thus, killing any opportunity for future sales growth within a penetrated account or client portfolio.

I can't believe that "Eric" Bernsteined me out of a $1 million dollar deal out of spite!

Bernsteined by BERNSTEINED October 12, 2011