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Berno is a big dick mother fucker who comes to fuck shit up , Quiet I think I here a Berno now .
O fuck Berno is here hide the beer he is about to fuck shit up
Berno by Berno Berno March 21, 2017
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a massiveley huge and italian hockey player...usually tends to live up north. quite a nice looking chap! likes to push people's buttons, but overall a good hearted man. a berno likes big comfortable beds and is quite popular with the ladies, is a respectful gentleman but is horrible at returning and answering phone calls and staying on the phone without falling asleep ;)...hard to reach...if you want to talk to him on the phone..you may as well just forget about it..but he is always an armslength away from his laptop so he is quite reachable online and quite often uses the phrase "rawr" when in an instant message session...a berno likes to tease but is really quite the sweetheart...=) and usually wherever you find a guy named berno..theres usually a girl named donna that likes talking to him
berno
Berno by Donnaissexy February 10, 2009
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A group of friends that hang out with eachother. Everyone knows not to mess with BERNO because of the consequences. BERNO is made up of every background and listens to every type of music. Brush Everyone, Respect No One is their motto and they stand by it. Overall a great group of guys, but don't get on their bad side.
Oh shit, watch out here comes BERNO!
BERNO by Anonymous Poster 45689 November 15, 2011
a man of great footballing talent a massive liverpool fan...sadly his football abilities make up for his really really small penis
hes a great talent.....pity his "talent" is small thats berno
Berno by reganator August 1, 2008

Benoftheweek 

A pretty dope dood. He really funny,so funny tea flew out my nose. O and he's cute toošŸ˜
Random person: yo Benoftheweek is so funNy

Person: right

Other person hah YaH

Person: so you wanna go get boba
Benoftheweek by Urgaydad2 May 27, 2019
A bercow is a deceitful, lying, waste of space. Someone that exploits their position and uses treacherous means to get their way.
"Do you think it'll be OK to exploit my position to push my own views?"

"Of course, you're a total bercow!"
bercow by Harry_White October 21, 2019

benno bear 

A large, hairy man with a love for spooning. Which ironically for the person being spooned, is considered proverbial purgatory.
My benno bear spooned me into a coma last night
benno bear by The Danny O November 9, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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