berect 

British form of the word "erect". Commonly used while in bed by the Brits.

Oh man, you are so Berect, Little Jimmy...

berect by MidnightMason April 4, 2017

blerection

When you blush but your dick seems to have a mind of it's own so you also get an erection. Usually very embarrassing and hard to cover up.

When Max saw Jessica wink at him he got a blerection

blerection by hayden432 November 16, 2014

palm berettas 

some shit joey bada$$ said
it prolly means shooting with berettas or smthn idk

joeybadass: Where them niggas don't aim, they just palm Berettas
everyone: this nigga retarded tf that mean?

palm berettas by juztz1n July 11, 2018

screen beret 

person who claims in internet chatrooms to have served in the Armed Forces, before showing a demonstrably bad understanding of the military.see fontline combatant

can also be used as a derogatory term to one who uses threats of violence in internet chatrooms, or to one who wholeheartedly supports ANY war THEY don't have to fight in..

chatter1: "we should just invade Iran next..."
chatter2:"and where abouts in Iraq are YOU typing from, Screen Beret ??? Manchester ???"

screen beret by BogUk January 19, 2008

beerectile dysfunction 

After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.

Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!

beerectile dysfunction by potatopandemic July 14, 2010

Roasted in a Beret

The act of having someone call you out for something or other whilst unrelatedly having put a lot of effort into your outfit/makeup/hair that day and feeling double the shame because of it.

Person 1: Oh, you look cute today!
Person 2: Yeah, but I came in late to class and my professor called me out for it, so I felt like I got roasted in a beret.

Roasted in a Beret by themothman1966 March 25, 2019

bereft

Lacking or deprived of something.

Bereft of parental love, orphans sometimes grow up to be insecure.

bereft by LarstaiT November 10, 2003