dysfunction
dysfunction by Dustin November 21, 2004
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Dysfunction Junction
One's childhood family home, which one visits as an adult to revive and relive all the unresolved family issues.
Dysfunction Junction by Ungrateful Son November 27, 2009
DYSFUNCTION IN ONE'S JUNCTION
a phrase that makes direct reference to the fact that one is dysfunctional, or fucked up in some respect.
DYSFUNCTION IN ONE'S JUNCTION by weave October 26, 2003
Autocorrectile Dysfunction
When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.
Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.
Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015
erectile dysfunction
erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016
a reptile dysfunction
a reptile dysfunction by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020
connectile dysfunction
1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
connectile dysfunction by m0 February 7, 2007
Word of the Day on February 15, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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