Dude 1: Dude, i'm hungry.
Dude 2: Aite, let's get some bacon.
Dude 1: Not so fast. Let's get some bercon.
Dude 2: Aite, let's get some bacon.
Dude 1: Not so fast. Let's get some bercon.
by sk8bored8 July 10, 2007
Get the bercon mug.A bercow is a deceitful, lying, waste of space. Someone that exploits their position and uses treacherous means to get their way.
"Do you think it'll be OK to exploit my position to push my own views?"
"Of course, you're a total bercow!"
"Of course, you're a total bercow!"
by Harry_White October 21, 2019
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When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!
by Suzy123 September 23, 2012
A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.
person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school
by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox January 29, 2020
A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.
Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.
Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.
Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.
Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.
Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.
by Wittless September 29, 2014
As a burning beacon of raw sexuality with limitless talent, Michael Jackson turns up the heat just by swiveling his index finger.
by ChronicOCMD September 20, 2012
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