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bercon

What the word "bacon" sounds like when recorded and played in slow motion.
Dude 1: Dude, i'm hungry.
Dude 2: Aite, let's get some bacon.
Dude 1: Not so fast. Let's get some bercon.
by sk8bored8 July 10, 2007
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bercow

A bercow is a deceitful, lying, waste of space. Someone that exploits their position and uses treacherous means to get their way.
"Do you think it'll be OK to exploit my position to push my own views?"

"Of course, you're a total bercow!"
by Harry_White October 21, 2019
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burning beacon of raw sexuality

When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!
by Suzy123 September 23, 2012
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The Beacon School

A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.
person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school
by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox January 29, 2020
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Douche Beacon

A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.
Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.

Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.

Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.
by Wittless September 29, 2014
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burning beacon of raw sexuality

As a burning beacon of raw sexuality with limitless talent, Michael Jackson turns up the heat just by swiveling his index finger.
by ChronicOCMD September 20, 2012
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Beerconfused

A slightly more "siviliced" synonym of the word "drunk".
Dude: "Oh shit... i'm so beerconfused right now..!"
by Ludes October 20, 2010
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