2 definitions by sk8bored8

bercon

What the word "bacon" sounds like when recorded and played in slow motion.

Dude 1: Dude, i'm hungry.
Dude 2: Aite, let's get some bacon.
Dude 1: Not so fast. Let's get some bercon.

by sk8bored8 June 14, 2007

the ninsassin

To jack off while talking on the phone with your girlfriend, and have her not hear.

"Hey, i used the ninsassin on my gf last night! that bitch is so boring on the phone."

by sk8bored8 August 12, 2007