Definitions by sk8bored8

the ninsassin

To jack off while talking on the phone with your girlfriend, and have her not hear.

"Hey, i used the ninsassin on my gf last night! that bitch is so boring on the phone."

What the word "bacon" sounds like when recorded and played in slow motion.

Dude 1: Dude, i'm hungry.
Dude 2: Aite, let's get some bacon.
Dude 1: Not so fast. Let's get some bercon.

bercon by sk8bored8 July 10, 2007