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benies

My new credit card gives me cash back and lots of other benies.
by petethepointer January 8, 2014
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Fresh benies

A euphemism for gay shower sex at the gym with strangers.

It’s like extra benefits at the gym. Short for “Fresh benefits.“
It’s fresh. It’s new. It’s gay shower sex.
That guy I’ve been cruising at the Planet Fitness finally joined me in the shower for some fresh benies.
by ChaCha Hambone May 15, 2021
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Full Bennies

A phrase to describe someone receiving the maximum allowance from the UK Welfare System. In the UK these are know as Social Benefits, hence being on "Full Benefits" or "Full Bennies"
" Hey Rob, How'd you afford the wedge to run that Japanese whip "

" Ha! Ha! I'm on full bennies mate! Ain't I "
by Dave has skills May 12, 2016
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Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).
by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018
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Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
by byron523 April 12, 2009
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Bernies

The Class A Designer Drug Ecstasy
Derived from Bernie Ecclestone, president and CEO of Formula One
Ecstasy > Eccies > Ecclestones > Bernies
"You on the Bernies tonight?"

"Is Bernie coming out the night?"
by henrytheeighth December 15, 2013
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Benis

by DogeKing April 24, 2017
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