beneshits

When you only shit at work so that you can be paid to poop

"Man, I really took advantage of my beneshits at my last job."

by beneshits May 24, 2018

Beneshits

When the Benefit system is not helping the people it should be helping.

My new healthcare cost too much and doesn't cover the services I need.
The Beneshits are doing more harm than good.

by Mateo Whosoever June 12, 2018

friends with benefits

Two friends who trust each other enough to engage in sexual activity without fear of hurting the other's feelings. Ideal scenario for folk who are not interested in a serious relationship, or who do not have time for one. Not a boyfriend or girlfriend; neither party has to refrain from dating other people. Also not a word tool for a player to have sex with women he does not care about. A smart alternative to random hook-ups.

John and I are friends with benefits. We just hang out, and have sex. It's easy, now that we've established the ground rules. If we stopped having sex, we'd still be friends.

by girlinreallife September 14, 2014

Online friends with benefits

The act of having an online sexting buddy or "nude partner"

Wow She wants to trade nudes again? We must be online friends with benefits

by ThatGuyClock April 9, 2016

Enemies with Benefits

Like friends with benefits, but enemies. Usually it's angry sex. But in a good way.

Student A: Did you hear about Jake and Alyss?
Student B: No, did they finally fight?
Student A: No! They had sex!
Student B: Enemies with Benefits. Sweet.

by gabbyxgore February 28, 2010

Boyfriend without benefits

Being treated as if you were a boyfriend in all the emotional ways, but not in the physical ways

Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."

by gtbarry November 19, 2007

Best Friends With Benefits

When you and your best friend can fuck but still be close af without it being awkward.... it's like a relationship without the problems and stress about other hoes

Brandon and Lilli were Best friends with benefits.... they are both hot af too damn

by Lilith420 February 16, 2017