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Amnesia caused by "benjamins" aka money.
Man1: Weren't you there during the crime?
Man2: Yeah, but I'm suffering from serious benesia. Did you see my new Ferrari?

Man1: Can I persuade you to keep quiet?
Man2: Well, with every bill in my hand my memory will get foggier. Your answer is benesia.

StudentAssistant1: Coach, I saw this guy in the shower with a 10 year-old boy! WE GOTTA CALL THE COPS!
Coach1: Settle down kid. How about we make you a coach and give you a little benesia?
benesia by David's Wick November 10, 2011
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Benetian 

A student that goes to Benet Academy in Lisle, Illinois. They are usually sleep deprived, functioning on coffee, sweat, blood and tears. They are characterized by their hard work ethic, their sense of responsibility, their Catholic morality and also for the amount of pot they can smoke without repercussion. They are easily recognizable because of their kicky uniforms, featuring ties for the gentlemen and sassy plaid mini-skirts for the ladies. Most Benetians do not live in reality. Rather, they live in a parallel world where there is no diversity, the number of beautiful white people with expensive cars and designer handbags is endless, golden retrievers run free and ten page AP papers can be written and completed the night before they are due. Benetians are very close to one another, and for the most part function as a fairly close knit community. Benetians are the best, fool.
The gorgeous 17 year old driving a brand new BMW is a Benetian.
The girls in Starbucks after school in uniform skirts are Benetians.
The hilarious teenagers causing trouble in Omega are Benetians.
Benetian by Redwing January 22, 2006
Sweet,Compassionate,Pretty girl. Always makes you laugh. Has lots of friends.
Benecia is so pretty today,I want her number
benecia by Chloe ash May 16, 2017

benesibs 

Those two kids from High School Musical are totally benesibs.

Hillbillies and royalty.
benesibs by Georg Commons January 11, 2009
If you get one, keep her.
Benesha is such a loyal girl
Benesha by Joe Hickl January 31, 2019

BenElias 

An egg; could be poached, boiled, scrambled or even turned into an omelette
Look it’s the magical BenElias, I think it’s a boiled one!
BenElias by Ben Elias December 11, 2017