benbature

benbature- likely to be used for/as an excuse to;
get out of work, school classes, court dates, and just your normal appointments.

I ruptured my benbature during an extremely wild cyclops ride.
I am having benbature irregularities.
My benbature is swollen.
or last but not least, at the auto shop, ask the mechanic to check the braking benbature mechanism.

by Dr FUP November 9, 2009

boobature

The curvature of the boob.

Mike: Damn, that girl has some tits man!

Watson: Why yes, that outfit accentuates her boobature quite nicely.

by sexysparkle December 18, 2011

benauren

the term used for two lovers unaware of their intimatacy, yet obvious to the public.

Jeff and Stacy practially stalk each other, they are so benauren.

by shirley and samiah December 15, 2007

Beature

A software bug that later gets reclassified as a feature when all attempts to fix it finally fail

The inability to edit your document in Windows is a beature that protects its authenticty.

by DaZmanBob August 4, 2017

buncature

The curviness of a women's sculptured gluteus maximus muscles AKA buns, as depicted from wearing tight leggings i.e. yoga pants.

Rachel's buncature really stands out now that she's been jogging.

by Woolly M November 14, 2017