boobature 

The curvature of the boob.

Mike: Damn, that girl has some tits man!

Watson: Why yes, that outfit accentuates her boobature quite nicely.

boobature by sexysparkle December 18, 2011

Boobtuber

A female vlogger who's vacuous videos emphasize her breasts at every possible opportunity in order to accumulate views. The video thumbnail will also contain a prominent picture of her breasts.

The actual video content and dialogue is typically dire. Many viewers will note in the comments that they muted the sound in order to increase their enjoyment of the video.

The term comes from a variation of the term "Youtuber," one who uses Youtube. We arrive at "Boobtuber," one who uses one's boobs to generate traffic on their Youtube channel, by substituting "Bob" for "You" in Youtube. This is also a clever play on words in that a "Boobtube" is also a ladies garment often sported by Boobtubers in their videos.

Boobtuber's videos are popular with young males who have strict (militant) parents that would severely reprimand them if they were found to be viewing dubious sites, whereas good wholesome Youtube is considered fine..."It's ok mom, it's only Youtube...etc etc"

"You're not watching that boobtuber again are you? She's clearly not an intelligent person"

Boobtuber's video comments section:

"Thumbs up if you clicked here for the boobs" (4567 thumbs up)

Scenario of young male with strict militant parents:

Billy: "Mom is it ok if I go on Youtube for 3 hours?"

Mom: "Sure Billy, what are you going to look at?"

Billy: "I'm interested in learning Japanese"

Mom: "Knock your self out Billy"

Billy --> Runs to the computer, fires up Youtube and searches for "Japanese word of the week,"

Wonders what the phrase for "Oh yeah baby" is in Japanese...requests that a video covers that specific phrase in the comments section.

Boobtuber by Joost911 February 10, 2013

Boobatronic 

a state of of mind, when you're fixed on boobs, nearly dangerous to get paranoid.

Guy 1: "Hey Frank, this is sooo sick, everywhere I look, I only see boooooooobs!"

Guy 2: "Yhea man, this place is fuckin boobatronic"!

Boobatronic by Moppo & Frank the tank September 22, 2012

boobatrocious

When a woman tries for boobalicious, but misses it by a country mile. Characterized by acres of boob flesh that somehow fails to appeal, near nipple-slips, and a desperate quality.

Did you see Ann's snack tray? That girl isn't boobalicious, she's boobatrocious!

boobatrocious by GWild March 1, 2007

boobatula 

A man with huge titties

Derek is such a boobatula.

boobatula by Ryan Stout December 6, 2006

boobsturbate 

When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.

Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.

boobsturbate by SUPER ddong-jjeem April 20, 2012

Le boobatrix 

Adjective used to describe an event or social gathering which is almost guarantied to end in an awkward escapade due to conflict of feelings between indicial participants.

Person 1: "Are you going to Samantha's dinner party tonight? Her boyfriends really excited on meeting her friends"
Person 2: "Man you know we kissed last night, it will probably be le boobatrix if i went."

Le boobatrix by Gintoki1998 June 14, 2022