benbature- likely to be used for/as an excuse to;
get out of work, school classes, court dates, and just your normal appointments.
I ruptured my benbature during an extremely wildcyclops ride.
I am having benbature irregularities.
My benbature is swollen.
or last but not least, at the auto shop, ask the mechanic to check the braking benbature mechanism.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"