begonkus

A ludicrous amount

"I would sell that for a begonkus amount on the marketplace"

by thadx June 14, 2022

Thotus Begonus

The third most powerful Harry Potter spell. (see fetus deletus and beatus meatus)

"Thotus Begonus!" Harry cried as he defended himself from the wretched soul sucking thots.

by Nobody01100001 October 22, 2018

Simpicus begonus

A holy prayer passed down by the Pope to cast out the simp.

*goes on pokimane's Instagram* simpicus begonus!

by Smiley the god March 29, 2020

behonkus

(noun) A cutesy euphemism for "butthead".

(antonym) A nice, reasonable person.

"Wow, that client is jerking us around . He is such a behonkus."

by Jo is not a behonkus April 17, 2008

Behonkus

"Behonkus" means butt

"Is this whole war on drugs really worth the human cost of me spending another minute with this behonkus?"

by evanhansenscast November 18, 2023