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Thotus Begonus 

The third most powerful Harry Potter spell. (see fetus deletus and beatus meatus)
"Thotus Begonus!" Harry cried as he defended himself from the wretched soul sucking thots.
Thotus Begonus by Nobody01100001 October 22, 2018
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Simpicus begonus

A holy prayer passed down by the Pope to cast out the simp.
*goes on pokimane's Instagram* simpicus begonus!

behonkus 

(noun) A cutesy euphemism for "butthead".

(antonym) A nice, reasonable person.
"Wow, that client is jerking us around . He is such a behonkus."

Behonkus 

"Behonkus" means butt
"Is this whole war on drugs really worth the human cost of me spending another minute with this behonkus?"
Behonkus by evanhansenscast November 18, 2023
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026