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behonkus 

(noun) A cutesy euphemism for "butthead".

(antonym) A nice, reasonable person.
"Wow, that client is jerking us around . He is such a behonkus."
behonkus by Jo is not a behonkus April 17, 2008
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Behonkus 

"Behonkus" means butt
"Is this whole war on drugs really worth the human cost of me spending another minute with this behonkus?"
Behonkus by evanhansenscast November 18, 2023
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bohonkus 

Slang-term for butt used in the South. It's kind of retro, typically used by old people and/or your mother.
Your momma tells you "I slipped this morning and fell so hard on my bohonkus that now I've got a purple bruise!"
bohonkus by William S... January 23, 2008

bahonkus 

Another word for your butt.
My mom was pissed so she grabbed the wooden spoon and smacked my bahonkus.
bahonkus by B.Reilly March 16, 2008

Bahonkus 

another name for your butt.
Teacher "sit your bahonkus down!"
Student "um. what?"

begonkus 

"I would sell that for a begonkus amount on the marketplace"
begonkus by thadx June 14, 2022
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