evanhansenscast's definitions

michael holden

the human embodiment of sunshine
tori spring's best friend/boyfriend(?)
best person ever

"Michael Holden is the most obnoxious guy I have ever met. I still love him though."

by evanhansenscast October 31, 2023

Behonkus

"Behonkus" means butt

"Is this whole war on drugs really worth the human cost of me spending another minute with this behonkus?"

by evanhansenscast November 18, 2023