befongle

verb: to mess with; to softy molest; to touch

I befongled your girlfriend behind the barn.
Please do not befongle me in front of my parents.

by JiLeet November 30, 2010

Befongle

to lightly molest or to touch when not wanted

That boy better not befongle me again or ill pop a cap in his ass!
I saw your mom befongling kids by the park.

by JiLeet December 1, 2010

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

bedongle

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.

Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!

by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

befungle

typical Obama mistake, major screw up, clusterfuck, or a primal state of douchebaggedness.

Obama befungled the relationship with Israel.

by nuttsgt November 9, 2013

befungled

To be sodomized in sleep by leprechauns

"Man I could almost swear I was befungled last night."
"I woke up to the smiling faces of leprechauns who must have befungled me last night."
"I snuck into my sisters room and watched her get befungled."

by Jacob Ahlfield May 1, 2006

befungled

confused or bewildered

I am befungled all the time by G Dubya.

by catdancing May 27, 2007