leprechauns

The pains chiefly associated with a male's erection grinding against his female partner during heavy sexual play. See dry humping. Often adding to arousal at onset the pains proceed to become excruciating and ultimately frustrating, often reducing the ability to retain erection (hard on).

Origins:
From Irish folklore, where a leprechaun was a little man dressed in green who would appear at forest edges and was rumoured to possess a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Often men who sought these creatures would enter great misfortune and suffering would result. As such a man who seeks sexual fulfilment from a woman who refuses to give it will suffer the pains in his groin as a result of dry humping, known as leprechauns.
"Man, I wish me and my girlfriend would just have sex, all this grinding is starting to chafe my loins something awful."
"Dude, these things take time, until then you gotta put up with the leprechauns running wild and free."
by Belvadir May 04, 2008
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annoying little irish midgets that wear green
dumb leprechaun, i'll kill you and take your treasure
by Zach May 29, 2003
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The African white Mmoatia which were captured by Krampus and sold to St. Nick as slaves. Once the Roman Empire emerged, the North Pole was conquered and the elves were freed. So grateful the elves felt indebted to the Romans and have ever since watched over and protected the Romans most valued object, Gold.
Leprechauns are famously known from Irish folklore but their origins are far more diverse.
by Fourveinte August 23, 2018
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A short and mad little ginger shet that shits on your property. Though they are strictly found in Ireland, they can also be found in Scotland. They roam around, shitting on whatever property that comes across their path.
"Damn it! those leprechauns just did a big shet on me boot!"
"Feck off, bloody leprechauns!"
by Good_Sir June 13, 2018
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1. A mischievious little man, often clad in green, who moves your remote and steals your underwear in the dark of night.

2. A vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious "lucky charms." Some say he's not even human. They say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. There is no way to destory it except to match it's awesome might. This is why on St. Patrick's Day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. I encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near... Lucky's power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.
1. "What's wrong, Katie?"
"That leprechaun has stolen me lucky panties!"

2. "Catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious!"
by wysiwyg February 17, 2004
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a leprechaun knows where the gold is at. who else has seen it? say yeah!
could be a 'crack head' who got hold of to (sic) the wrong stuff. leprechaun leprechaun
by kingjim April 17, 2006
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a little irish man who keeps a pot of gold under the rainbow and follows me around

A little irish fellow who brings good luck and tells me to burn things.
by bobby mcbob bob July 13, 2003
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