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Lightly Salted 

To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.
"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"

"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."
Lightly Salted by Kashmando August 11, 2014

lightly pressed 

At the point right before you are drunk, but definitely passed being buzzed.
Mitch: "You drunk yet Jack?!"
Jack: "Im feeling lightly pressed right now. Give me another beer or two."

Lightly Dating 

Where both people have been open about their feelings for each other and are currently doing dating activities together, but have not made the full commitment of actual dating.

Different from casual dating in the sense that both parties are desiring a deeper commitment and does not entirely include using the tags "Boyfriend/Girlfriend."
Me: Yeah we're just lightly dating right now.

Friend: Oh cool, when are you gonna actually ask her?

Me: idk yet man, we're just waiting.
Lightly Dating by yaboyezach May 25, 2018

lightly toasted 

To be 'lightly toasted' is to be stoned due to the use of marijuana.

This phrase was apparently popular in some circles in the early 1990's... according to this philosophy professor I had this one time.

Advantages of the phrase 'lightly toasted' over other more common terms:
1 - It is basically a thinly veiled version of the more popular adjective 'baked,' and yet it is somehow ambiguous enough to be used in virtually any environment without anyone being the wiser.

2 - It invokes images of lightly toasted food, which is always pleasurable to think about and even better - to consume when you yourself are 'lightly toasted.'

3 - You can insert the phrase into a sentence about food and in so doing tip off only those cool enough to understand.
"My kid's chorus performance is going to bore me to tears. I'd better get lightly toasted before I go."

(the stealthy approach):
"Hey guys, I could go for some *lightly toasted* Popped Tarts right now... (wink wink) What about you guys?"

(or it can even serve as sexual innuendo):
"Hey baby, let's get lightly toasted then you can butter my bacon while I scramble your eggs."

The possibilities are endless. So, go out there and spread the good word my friends. We won't stop until the whole world is golden brown.

lightly toasted cracker 

Most commonly known as a description of a girl named Aily aka whore
Your not an Oreo, just a lightly toasted cracker.

Lightly Melanated Hella Brown 

Don't let this appearance fool you although I'm lightly Melanated I'm hella brown, don't try me today, I don't have the patience for your childish ways.
Lightly melanated Hella Brown - refers to an individual having eumelanin but affirming one's self that they're hella brown in complexion meaning they're still melanated.