Beezley

1. A fagot who takes pictures of his penis and sends it to other guys

2. One who does yoga to suck his own penis

That guy is one sick, gay Beezley

by Harrison Beezley February 29, 2008

beezley

a person who eats human fecal matter. plain and simple

Be sure to flush the toilet, Harrison's a total beezley. He might eat the shit out of the toilet.

by Johnny Tremain February 29, 2008

beezle

This term is used to describe any activity done for its own sake/pleasure. People seeing someone/something beezle will likely not understand why that person/creature/thing is doing whatever he/she/it is doing. Examples include: frolicking, climbing trees, most things done while stoned/drunk. Baby animals (and for some reason, squirrels, dolphins and whales) naturally beezle all the time.

It's generally considered complimentary, but just a little confusing...

Dude, Totoro is totally just beezling in that movie...
Your cat loves to beezle... it chased a laser pointer for an hour.
Yo, why are you climbing that tree?!?! Beezle....

by IslandQueen June 26, 2009

Steve Beeley

A person responsible for everything wrong in the world. A human joke.

"UGH, I spilled hot coffee all over myself. FUCK STEVE BEELEY!"

by grandfathersbugbites December 9, 2012

Beezleboss

Another name for the devil as well as a song by Tenacious D and was in the last part of the Pick of Destiny.

Guy #1:Dude. I saw the movie and Beezleboss was playing a drum set with like, 11 drums, 3 bass drums, and 6 cymbals.
Guy #2:Holy crap, man.

by Monky-Monky March 7, 2007

Beazley

A huge stinky turd. Like the mother of all turds, when you really rip a shit that will make it in turd folklore. Most commonly used with the term: "Rip" i.e "Rip a beazley"
These are usually "ripped" after eating a large amount of food, mainly fast food.

"Holy god, i just ripped the most diabolical beazley ever"

"If i eat all that, im going to have to slaughter the most intense beazley"

by beazley ripper May 9, 2010

Beezlenut oil

The liquid created when cannabis is cooked into oil or butter. Used in preparing THC infused baked goods

-Yo these pot brownies are good
-it's all about how good your beezlenut oil is

by SteakTip November 7, 2015