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Talking beezer

When someone who is at a party usually under the influence of class 'A' drugs ....starts telling other people at the party a story which sounds belivable at first ....but as the story goes on you soon realise that is the most unbelivable made up pile of shit anyone could ever think of.
Hey did you hear that guy at that party last night? ....

'Yeah i heard hes shagged 365 woman and bench pressed 365 kg at the gym ...its amazing!!'

Nah bro ...he just took too many drugs and started talking beezer
Talking beezer by Jongreenwood August 23, 2021
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This term is used to describe any activity done for its own sake/pleasure. People seeing someone/something beezle will likely not understand why that person/creature/thing is doing whatever he/she/it is doing. Examples include: frolicking, climbing trees, most things done while stoned/drunk. Baby animals (and for some reason, squirrels, dolphins and whales) naturally beezle all the time.

It's generally considered complimentary, but just a little confusing...
Dude, Totoro is totally just beezling in that movie...
Your cat loves to beezle... it chased a laser pointer for an hour.
Yo, why are you climbing that tree?!?! Beezle....
beezle by IslandQueen June 26, 2009
A good yet mischievious little boy. Usually commical. I had heard this term from different families growing up in Green Bay. Wisconsin.
At age of six or so, Dennis the mennace would be considered a beeler.
beeler by dawgrit November 9, 2013

mo'fo' beetleroach 

An evil insect infiltrator of the most digusting variety. Known to crave the dregs of stale beer, it will lay its eggs in your mouth when you sleep. Thus, if it flys at your face, you know it's feeling frisky.
1."Dude, you need to brush your teeth. It looks like someone laid a mo'fo beetleroach in your throat."

2. "In the span of the last 4 hours, I've caught a huge mo'fo' beetleroach (in my mouth), killed at least 12 small insects, and collected a gigantic grasshopper that decided to roast itself on my ceiling fan's light."

Beezered 

An extreme level of intoxication often followed the next day by stories of shameful actions and a massive hangover.
Dude, I don't know how you didn't get thrown in the slammer. You were so beezered!
Beezered by devonious January 21, 2012
northern irish slang usually used by spides or steeks, when describing something is cool, amazing or cracker.
"aye mate dat corsa`s a fuckin beezer"
beezer by nigel lai February 17, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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