Beazley

A huge stinky turd. Like the mother of all turds, when you really rip a shit that will make it in turd folklore. Most commonly used with the term: "Rip" i.e "Rip a beazley"
These are usually "ripped" after eating a large amount of food, mainly fast food.

"Holy god, i just ripped the most diabolical beazley ever"

"If i eat all that, im going to have to slaughter the most intense beazley"

by beazley ripper May 9, 2010

Beazley

Blowing a zurbert OR a raspberry onto a penis or vagina to make said penis and/or vagina vibrate and produce a loud vibrating sound.

Hello my dear. Lovely day in the park, isn't it? Why don't you come over here and sit on my face and I'll rip a beazley on your labia, darling!

by (PenisJesus) August 1, 2011

Beazley

1. An amazing person who doesn't realize or won't accept that they are.

2. A sexy, kind, smart, and thoughtful person.

3. The perfect boyfriend.

4. The guy that any girl would be lucky to have.

"I'm so glad my boyfriend is a Beazley." ;)

by Amberlnn December 13, 2009

beazley

a fat fucker of a man who was born to become a great loser. just think of big kim ;)

that's a bit "beazley" dont you think?

by Zeke the fucking Freak September 10, 2003

Ms. Beazley

a biology teacher that everyone absolutely loves, she is chill, laid back, calm and still manages to teach biology effectively.

i passed my biology final thanks to Ms. Beazley, i couldn't have done it without her.

by ehs-student January 17, 2023

Michael Beakley

A crazed lunatic who is high on jelly beans and corn syrup.

Poor Michael Beakley eatin all those jelly beans

by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

Beasley Bunt

The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.

The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.

“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”

by The GreatBuntBino April 23, 2019