Beesley

An in the closet homosexual who has a false sense of superiority and has dillusions of grandeur. They hide their feelings by inncesant flirting which will eventually result in a drunken groping of a male friend.

Person One: Look at that arse hole flirting with her over there

Person Two: Yeah but did you hear what he did at the party the other day?

Person One: Yeah, he is such a Beesley

by Sir.T.H January 18, 2012

Beesley

A awesome guy that will do anything for the girl that he cares about with all his heart. He will often go for a girl called Shannen and will go crazy for her for the rest of his life. Will get drunk at parties and do stupid things like let people put fags out on his chest but the next day he will tur around and be like "Dude that was so worth it" the cringe in the pain. Likes to be the centre of attention and will wear a mankini at at guy called Jack Ashleys party to get it. He wants to go down in history as being a machine and will work to get it.

Example one:
Paul: "Dude wtf is up with your chest?"
Beesley: "Some guy put fags out on me..."
Paul: "worth it?"
Beesey: "HELL YEAH!"

Example two:
Sam: " So whos this girl you keep going on about?"
Beesley: "Shannen and im fucking crazy about her"

by Puppiie May 23, 2010

Beasley Bunt

The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.

The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.

“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”

by The GreatBuntBino April 23, 2019

Tsairus Beasley

A rat. This hoe goes ratatatatat. He ain’t gay but he ain’t not. He never expected his sister to pants him but neither did she. Tsairus Beasley is a mystical term used to describe EUTHANASIA.

Damn Danielle! Tsairus Beasley keeps on flirting and boob plopping on that Oluwadamilola Akinola.

by KellogGoat November 22, 2018

tyler beasley

a tall, redneck, mullet wearing kuntry boy

here comes that tyler beasley!

by oofenshmurtz June 5, 2018

Steve Beeley

A person responsible for everything wrong in the world. A human joke.

"UGH, I spilled hot coffee all over myself. FUCK STEVE BEELEY!"

by grandfathersbugbites December 9, 2012

Beasley Clock

The Beasley Clock is a symbolic clockface maintained since 1947 by the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the fatomic Scientists at the University of Chicago. It uses the analogy of Kids Cuisine being ate a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction". The analogy originally represented the threat of global Beasley war, but has since evolved to include Popscicles,changing technologies and "new developments in preserving frozen foods and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm." Since its introduction, the clock has appeared on the cover of each issue of the Bulletin of the Beasley Scientists. The first representation of the clock was produced in 1947, when artist Wolfgang von Beasley, a Lieutenant Colonel in the SS during World War Two. Yelsaeb Drawoh, A jewish scientist, worked on the BEASLEY Project, was asked by magazine cofounder Hyman Goldsmith to design a cover for the June issue.

Iran's BEASLEY ambitions threaten the world. George Bush Plans on countering project BEASLEY Clock with K.A.T.E. (Kinetic AmBUSH Tech Equiptment) which was part 2 of Ronald Reagans STARWARS to counter Missiles launched by the Soviet Union.

by Skraggles January 11, 2008