beerjerker 

Someone who whines because they are nearly out of their favorite beer and can't afford/won't get any more.

Man 1: Aww. . . almost out of beer!

Man 2: Quit being a beerjerker.

beerjerker by SpiritDragon March 2, 2011

the berzerker

Australian (melbourne) industrial death metal band

the frontman (singer) used to be a gabba-dj, and this infuences their songs. They play at an insane speed (drummer used to have the world record for snare drumming at 19.13 bps) and use distorted 909 kick drums. They have two 'singers' one with a death metal growl and one with a black metal screech, both of whom sing at an insane speed.
On their first album they used a drumcomputer, but on their second (with songs like: death reveals, pure hatred and no one wins) you can hear the speed of a real person.
The berzerker wears weird animalistic masks, because they dont want to be human.
The berzerker is probably the fastest and most intense band there is. Pure extremity.

for more info: http://www.theberzerker.com/info.htm

to get a good idea of thier music, you should listen tracks like: reality, pure hatred, betrayal, massacre and last mistake,my favorites

http://www.theberzerker.com/Videos.htm
http://www.theberzerker.com/sounds.htm

the berzerker by EasterMaggot May 13, 2005

Berserker 

Although similar groups have been found around the world, berserker generally refers to the small class of Nordic peoples who could be found preforming inhuman feats on the battlefield. When in combat a berserker would fight nude and/or completely unarmored, sometimes taking the skins of bears, wolves or other beasts to heighten his appearance. Uncontrollable rage is the signature of the berserker. To enter this rage many would have pre-battle ceremonies in which they would consume alcohol, and work themselves up into a violent, bloodlusting mood through dance and similar actions, and then often take psychoactive drugs to make them, in combination with the mighty rage, immune to pain and personal hurt. As a result, these fierce warriors would not back down when injured or against overwhelming odds, and be completely numb to pain and the killing that they were doing. This is a lethal combination, and makes the berserker a plausible candidate for creating the werewolf myth, let alone a terrifying addition to the ancient battlefields of Europe and Scandinavia.

It is known that these specific warriors known as berserkers were often intense followers of the god Odin and other members of the Aesir, and would engage in religious ceremonies invoking these forces to imbue them into an insane, unmatched frenzy before battle.

With a mighty swing of his rough axe, the blood-covered skyclad Berserker pounded through the lines and formations of living flesh and blood, screaming as a dozen men fell to his blade, unwavering in his savage assault when blades and arrows pierced his own skin.

Berserker by H.F.Raven March 10, 2007

Dump Berserker 

A dump so fiery and ass engulfing that your sphincter literally lights on fire. The person enraged by the passion of unsavory anal singeing then takes any object close to him and runs through the neighborhood wielding it, killing or maiming anyone in his/her path. The objects usually range from domestic cats to live people.

The snowball fight was ruined by Archie's dad going Dump Berserker and hitting all of us with a grandfather clock as he ran through us in a blind rage.

Mommy, I want to be a Dump Berserker for Halloween, you better make the dirtiest tacos that night.

Dump Berserker by theanaljoust December 19, 2006

Berserker 

1. A sect of Norse warriors who would fight with no armor and would continue fighting despite wounds or chance of victory.
2.Used to say some one has flipped a shit and done something rash with no self regard

sweet Jesus, jimmy went berserker on that salesman and ripped out his heart and ate it for courage

Berserker by berserker November 14, 2003

Berserker Lord 

1. Phazon enhanced Space Pirate, Shoulders are the only unprotected area vulnerable to standard weapons fire. The subjects main defense lies in head-mounted Phazite plating, only destructible by the projectiles it fires.

2. A recurring boss in the Metroid Prime: Corruption video game

3. The creature infamous for having met its first demise via energy shield and tumble into outer-space followed by high speed shuttle collision.

1. Shoot for the Berserker Lord's orbs
2. Repeat
3. Bitch just could not get a foothold in space!

Berserker Lord by Perfectmetal82 August 22, 2009

Bejerker 

Someone skilled in the arts of bejerking or the bejerk. They know how to sneak attack and suprise people while bejerking them. Are familiar with the different types of bejerk handles. Often set up situations to bejerk people with other bejerkers.

One bejerker will walk up to a victim and engage in a conversation. Then the second bejerker will come from behind. The first bejerker will say something like "Hey Nathan yesterday for dinner I ate this really good dish called..." then the second bejerker grabs under the victims neck and pulls down (known as a bejerk).

Bejerker by KZilla53 July 9, 2010