Ducks on the pond

~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.

Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.

by Berserker December 09, 2004

taoism

Belief in the tao

by berserker October 20, 2003

pooplie

a state of being or existence not previously recognized as actually being

I was at one with the pooplie

by Berserker September 09, 2003

Berserker

1. A sect of Norse warriors who would fight with no armor and would continue fighting despite wounds or chance of victory.
2.Used to say some one has flipped a shit and done something rash with no self regard

sweet Jesus, jimmy went berserker on that salesman and ripped out his heart and ate it for courage

by berserker November 14, 2003

Twat

a vagina, or a useless piece of shit

get the fuck up you useless twat

by berserker January 06, 2007

Zoot Suit

1. Clothing worn by young second generation mexican imagrants
2. The people who wore the zoot suits

The sailor really fucked up that gaddamn zoot suit

by berserker October 20, 2003

lusby

an 18 year-old kid who has sex with men.

lusby LOVES the cock

by berserker July 15, 2003