Beerjerk

A beer snob who considers Budweiser, Miller, Coors, or any other macrobrews as "pisswater", requests obscure and unavailable craft and import beers at bars and loudly complains about how these "troglodytes" would drink Bud Light-labeled goat piss and not know the difference. Also tends to collect beer labels, steal beer coasters off bars, and brews his own beer, which results in exploding bottles, which he gives away to friends. Usually spotted around the New York/New Jersey area.

Beerjerk called that fratboy a gay circus pony after he offered him a Bud Light.

by Beerjerk July 1, 2011

Beer Jerk Off

This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.

Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.

by Bow-Flex April 20, 2009

beerzerk

A form of madness due to lack of, or over-consumption, of beer.

" Man if i dont have any beer, im gonna go beerzerk tonight"

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd September 25, 2003

beerjerker

Someone who whines because they are nearly out of their favorite beer and can't afford/won't get any more.

Man 1: Aww. . . almost out of beer!

Man 2: Quit being a beerjerker.

by SpiritDragon March 2, 2011