Beeraucrat 

Person who is uniquely skilled in the fine art of cutting through the red-tape in order to discover the true essence of Beer. Able to decipher subtle differences in aroma, appearance, flavor, mouth-feel and overall drinkability.

This is the finest beer I've ever tasted; it was recommended to me by a Beeraucrat!

Beeraucrat by Beeraucrat August 30, 2009

beeraucrat 

Someone who takes control of the alcohol supply at a party in order to gain popularity, or in order to save the best beers and cocktails for himself and his friends.

This includes hostile take over of the keg tap.

Who did that a**hole think he was, blocking the fridge so only he could hand the beer out? There was Mirror Pond in there and he gave me a @#$% Natural Ice!

Oh, he's a beeraucrat. He's a buddy of mine. Look, he gave me a quart of Guinness Stout.

beeraucrat by iconoguy July 9, 2010

Bureaucratic Masturbation 

noun - 1. Engaging in any activity for the sake of making one feel better about themselves, their organization, or their company without actually accomplishing anything. 2. Holding meetings to provide recommendations only to have management do what they wanted in the first place. 3. Holding special work group meetings to make the 'little people' feel ownership, when the decision has already been made by higher levels of management.

My boss has picked me to suffer through more Bureaucratic Masturbation, representing the department on a policy work group.
I spent the last 3 months researching the best candidate for the position and the Boss picked his pet employee anyway. God I hat Bureaucratic Masturbation!

Bureaucratic Masturbation by Bill Koogler January 17, 2008

beeraucracy 

A group of individuals attempting to make decisions while drunk. Often leads to an extremely bad decision, or more likely, no decision at all.

We were going to order a pizza last night at the party, but the beeraucracy couldn't reach a concensus on toppings.

beeraucracy by Justice Walker November 1, 2008

bureaucratic bullshit

The state of which that procedure becomes more of a hindrance to a cause than the original cause.

Johnny would have won but, because he didn't pay attention to the bureaucratic bullshit and follow the 97 step process, Sarah won instead.

bureaucratic bullshit by ocean123456 April 17, 2016

bureaucrat 

One who works by fixed routine, without exercising intelligent judgement.

A bureaucrat explained the regulation to me.

bureaucrat by James MacMillan September 8, 2006

Bureaucrat 

An alternative energy source to oil. Burning Bureaucrats creates jobs and is good for the environment.

These bureaucrats are killing my business! We should put the on a boat and burn it!

Bureaucrat by Deathbypaperwork March 1, 2011