6 definitions by iconoguy
Your dog stinks to high heaven, but you're too lazy to give it a bath, so you spray it with Fabreze.
Joe: Dude, Ellen called and said she was on her way over, so I fabreze dogged Winston.
Brandon: Dude, you're some kind of freakin' genius!
Brandon: Dude, you're some kind of freakin' genius!
by iconoguy November 8, 2009
Someone who takes control of the alcohol supply at a party in order to gain popularity, or in order to save the best beers and cocktails for himself and his friends.
This includes hostile take over of the keg tap.
This includes hostile take over of the keg tap.
Who did that a**hole think he was, blocking the fridge so only he could hand the beer out? There was Mirror Pond in there and he gave me a @#$% Natural Ice!
Oh, he's a beeraucrat. He's a buddy of mine. Look, he gave me a quart of Guinness Stout.
Oh, he's a beeraucrat. He's a buddy of mine. Look, he gave me a quart of Guinness Stout.
by iconoguy July 7, 2010
When two sickeningly sweet people get more and more excited, while talking about what they think are good, happy subjects.
It often reaches a point where the participants:
1. face each other and grip hands
2. hop up and down and spin
3. emit faster and louder screeching
This results in the more "realistic" listeners, to violently upchuck.
Pollyanna was a best-selling 1913 novel by Eleanor H. Porter, about an eternally positive young girl, and was adapted for film by Disney in 1960. It starred child actress Hayley Mills, who won an Oscar for the role.
It often reaches a point where the participants:
1. face each other and grip hands
2. hop up and down and spin
3. emit faster and louder screeching
This results in the more "realistic" listeners, to violently upchuck.
Pollyanna was a best-selling 1913 novel by Eleanor H. Porter, about an eternally positive young girl, and was adapted for film by Disney in 1960. It starred child actress Hayley Mills, who won an Oscar for the role.
Marrissa: Guess who smiled at me at work today!!!
Natalie: That really hunky guy???
Marrissa: YESSSSSSSS!!!
Joe: OMG, it's a friggin' Pollyannafest!!! *sound of projectile vomiting*
Natalie: That really hunky guy???
Marrissa: YESSSSSSSS!!!
Joe: OMG, it's a friggin' Pollyannafest!!! *sound of projectile vomiting*
by iconoguy December 12, 2009
A person who makes some kind of awkward comment on a status thread, which stops the thread dead in it's tracks.
Some of the reasons for the thread stopping on the thread killer's comment:
1. Other threaders don't know this person well, so take the comment in a negative light.
2. They remember her/him being a "weirdo" in school/former or current job, etc.
3. Other comments in the past by the thread killer were confusing and possibly: crude, inappropriate or might appear hurtful, due to the absence of a smilies or winkies.
Some of the reasons for the thread stopping on the thread killer's comment:
1. Other threaders don't know this person well, so take the comment in a negative light.
2. They remember her/him being a "weirdo" in school/former or current job, etc.
3. Other comments in the past by the thread killer were confusing and possibly: crude, inappropriate or might appear hurtful, due to the absence of a smilies or winkies.
Look at how long this badminton status thread was going, until Brian commented this:
The best strategy is to try to hit the shuttlecock straight into the opponent's naughty places.
He sure is a thread killer!
The best strategy is to try to hit the shuttlecock straight into the opponent's naughty places.
He sure is a thread killer!
by iconoguy April 3, 2010
John: OMG! I've posted 73 tweets and not ONE SINGLE RESPONSE!!! I feel like a twitter ghost.
Ichabod: What are you saying? All I hear is, "Blah, blah, blah."
Ichabod: What are you saying? All I hear is, "Blah, blah, blah."
by iconoguy November 10, 2009
Jenni: Hey boyfriend, what are you doing right now?
Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.
Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!
Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.
Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!
by iconoguy December 12, 2009