Contrary to popularrepublican belief, NOT the road to Socialism. Rather the gates that prevent banks from using your money to make bad investments until "It's gone." Also the reason a loaf of bread does not cost 5 million dollars.
South Park explains the consequences of lacking regulation.
"Great, I will deposit the money in your account. Then I will invest the money in unstable foreign currency in order to turn a profit, and it's gone. This table is for account holders only. NEXT!"
The red plastic beverage cups that are consistently abundant at any college/university party or kegger. The go-to cup for standard beer pong and flip cup matches.
A home-schooled jungle freak who is actually a hottie but won't accept it and pretends they are not when everyone else knows they are a hottie. No matter how many times you tell them they are a hottie or how many times they get hit on, they will not believe it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.