Person who is uniquely skilled in the fine art of cutting through the red-tape in order to discover the true essence of Beer. Able to decipher subtle differences in aroma, appearance, flavor, mouth-feel and overall drinkability.
by Beeraucrat August 30, 2009
Get the Beeraucrat mug.Someone who takes control of the alcohol supply at a party in order to gain popularity, or in order to save the best beers and cocktails for himself and his friends.
This includes hostile take over of the keg tap.
This includes hostile take over of the keg tap.
Who did that a**hole think he was, blocking the fridge so only he could hand the beer out? There was Mirror Pond in there and he gave me a @#$% Natural Ice!
Oh, he's a beeraucrat. He's a buddy of mine. Look, he gave me a quart of Guinness Stout.
Oh, he's a beeraucrat. He's a buddy of mine. Look, he gave me a quart of Guinness Stout.
by iconoguy July 9, 2010
Get the beeraucrat mug.noun - 1. Engaging in any activity for the sake of making one feel better about themselves, their organization, or their company without actually accomplishing anything. 2. Holding meetings to provide recommendations only to have management do what they wanted in the first place. 3. Holding special work group meetings to make the 'little people' feel ownership, when the decision has already been made by higher levels of management.
My boss has picked me to suffer through more Bureaucratic Masturbation, representing the department on a policy work group.
I spent the last 3 months researching the best candidate for the position and the Boss picked his pet employee anyway. God I hat Bureaucratic Masturbation!
I spent the last 3 months researching the best candidate for the position and the Boss picked his pet employee anyway. God I hat Bureaucratic Masturbation!
by Bill Koogler January 17, 2008
Get the Bureaucratic Masturbation mug.A group of individuals attempting to make decisions while drunk. Often leads to an extremely bad decision, or more likely, no decision at all.
We were going to order a pizza last night at the party, but the beeraucracy couldn't reach a concensus on toppings.
by Justice Walker November 1, 2008
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by James MacMillan September 8, 2006
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